Reason #82 why I'm glad I no longer live in Florida:

To quote Keanu Reeves from the movie Parenthood, "You know, you need a license to buy a dog, or to drive a car, hell you even need a license to catch a fish. But they'll let any butt-reamin' a**hole be a father."

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