I recently saw two headlines which made me feel that we are on the cusp of the apocylpse:

Bush-Clinton: Best Friends?

After Nearly Three Decades, Manilow Tops Album Chart

So this got me thinking. What other headlines would be a sure sign of the coming of the end of the world? I came up with a few:

Sheehan's Son Found Alive: Cindy to Prez, "Never Mind."

World Muslims Agree That Koran Misread: Arabs Hate World Jewelry, Not Jewry

Nancy Pelosi's Love Child: "We named him Lucifer, after his father"

Hollywood Unites: "Cut Our Pay To Help The Poor"

Mayor Nagin Prefers White Chocolate

Michael Moore Explodes! Witness: I can't believe he ate the whole poodle!

Arab Nations Agree To Cease Fire: "We Will Accept the Borders From The King Solomon Era"

Night Turns Into Day: "Just as I predicted", sez Al Gore

Snow Falls in Alaska: "More proof of Global Warning" warns experts

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