There is nothing in the world better than food. I don't care how young or old you are. Eating when you're hungry is just about the most enjoyable thing there is. So, in light of this discovery, I present to you my:

TOP 10 FAVORITE FOODS
(especially when I'm hungry)

10. Angel Hair Spaghetti
Forget about all that "pasta" crap - just give me the original!

9. Albacore Tuna on toasted white w/lettuce
The only mercury I care about is Freddie - and not all that much.

8. Morningstar Farms' Grillers
On a slightly toasted english muffin. Breakfast, lunch or dinner and low cholesterol to boot!

7. Corn Flake Breaded Chicken
Their Grrrreeeeaaaaaattt! Okay, wrong commercial.

6. Bagel and Cream Cheese
Toasted is best. One of those "Jew" things.

5. Corn on the Cob
Don't need no butter, just anapkin and a toothpick.

4. Chicken soup with matzah balls
Good for whatever ails ya. And good for the soul (as if I had one).

3. Oranges
If the doc allowed, I'd eat 10 a day. Well, the Doc and my stomach.

2. Fried Chicken
No G-d fearing southerner leaves this off the list.

1. Steak
Cholesterol and fat (and wallet) be damned.

Can you tell I'm hungry?