News around the globe...

And I thought Californians were so much smarter than everyone else:

Man is hurt trying to exit moving car

Reason 116 why I'm glad I no longer live in Florida:

Four ninjas steal ATM

Oh yes, I love cats. We must exchange recipies!

German Woman Accidentally Mailed Cat

Barney Fife, please call your attorney:

Cop accidentally shoots 2

However, I did call her a 'goat-face', though:

Opponent Denies Calling Clinton Ugly