News around the globe...
And I thought Californians were so much smarter than everyone else:
Man is hurt trying to exit moving car
Reason 116 why I'm glad I no longer live in Florida:
Four ninjas steal ATM
Oh yes, I love cats. We must exchange recipies!
German Woman Accidentally Mailed Cat
Barney Fife, please call your attorney:
Cop accidentally shoots 2
However, I did call her a 'goat-face', though:
Opponent Denies Calling Clinton Ugly