According to Rachel Maddow, "the U.S. Constitution doesn't have a preamble."
We the People of the United States, in Order to form a more perfect Union, establish Justice, insure domestic Tranquility, provide for the common defense, promote the general Welfare, and secure the Blessings of Liberty to ourselves and our Posterity, do ordain and establish this Constitution for the United States of America.
If it weren't for her, and bathtub boy (Keith Olbermann), there would be no comedy left on television. Hey, PMSNBC, how are those ratings holding up?
However, in fairness to all, it should be noted that Boehner is quoting the Declaration of Independence while calling it the Constitution. But then again, he is just a Congressman. He's not expected to know what the Hell he's talking about.