Thursday, January 21, 2010

Keith Olbermann's Perversions and the Burden of Proof

On January 18th, crack MSNBC newsman Keith Olbermann analyzed the close Massachusetts Senate race with a concise summary of the policy issues at stake.

In short, in Scott Brown we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees. In any other time in our history, this man would have been laughed off the stage as an unqualified and a disaster in the making by the most conservative of conservatives. Instead, the commonwealth of Massachusetts is close to sending this bad joke to the Senate of the United States.

On January 19th, expert MSNBC anchorman Keith Olbermann offered a retrospective analysis of the Massachusetts Senate race with a plainly-stated, even-handed review of the policy issues.

In Senator-Elect Brown, we have an irresponsible, homophobic, racist, reactionary, sexist, ex-nude model, teabagging supporter of violence against woman and against politicians with whom he disagrees.

And if he, or you, don't like that characterization, my answer to you is simple: disprove it.

Because he... .hasn't.

On January 20th, Global News Service editor-in-chief Simon Criswell responded to Olbermann's attacks.

In MSNBC newsman Edward R. Olbermann, we have an irresponsible, bloviating, reactionary, sexist, please-lord-no-nude-posing, pudding-sucking, strap-on-using, garlic-breathed wearer of women's underwear who demeans politicians with whom he disagrees.

And if he, or you, don't like that characterization, my answer to you is simple: disprove it.

B***ches.

Olbermann was unavailable for comment at press time, reportedly because he was on a shopping junket for Perfect Pair Breast Enhancers and a rare Kochi the Anime Doll.

H/T Doug Ross, by way of Michelle Malkin

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