I read this in the comments on Don Surber's blog...

If a Patriot doesn’t like guns, he doesn’t buy one.
If a Liberal doesn’t like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Patriot is a vegetarian, he doesn’t eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Patriot is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Patriot is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down-and-out, he wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Patriot doesn’t like a talk show host, he switches channels.
If a Liberal doesn’t like a talk show host, he demands they be shut down.

If a Patriot is a non-believer, he doesn’t go to church.
If a Liberal is a non-believer, he wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Patriot decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Patriot reads this, he’ll Share it so his friends know how to vote in November!
If a Liberal reads this, he’ll cuss you from here to Sunday then blame it on Bush.