Wednesday, June 30, 2004

I just posted my latest article, "Is There Anything That's Not Bush's Fault?" on my website. Here's a little sample...

We have found the cause of all of our problems! The reason we were attacked on 9/11, the root of the stock market crash, the curse that is Islamification, the cause of poor health care, all of it.

It's Bush's fault.

I should also throw in teen pregnancy (although that may have more to do with Clinton), body piercing and gum chewing. After all, that makes as much sense as any other claim.

What brings me to make such a statement?

Why, it's obvious. I've been listening to the words of America's leading citizens. You know the ones I'm talking about. The ones who "tell it like it is". The ones who obviously know a thing about running our country, foreign policy and what is best for all of us" even if we don't think so.

The ones who look at the average person and think, "there's a sucker born every second." The ones who know the pulse of America and understand the common man and woman, because they are the common person.

You know the ones I'm talking about. They are famous. The make money on the gullible. They are the chosen ones. Without them, life would not be worth living.


I hope you like it. If so, let me know here.

By the way, if you haven't seen it yet, make sure to rent the movie "Love Actually." It was, in my opinion, well acted and very endearing. I must warn you, it is not a movie to see alone. It's definitely a date movie. However it certainly deserved it's "R" rating (for nudity and language).

In case you haven't seen the website lately, I added a new feature called "lyric of the week." This weeks entry is "The Great Suburban Showdown", by Billy Joel.

Furthermore, I would like to thank whoever it was who nominated my website for a "Golden Web Award." I have no idea how hard, or easy, it is to get it, but I appreciate it, just the same.

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