In honor of Thanksgiving, my latest article, "Celebrating Thanksgiving," is a little different than my normal ranting. Although hard to believe, I actually have a few things I'm thankful for. You can read it at www.shaynezucker.com.

I had originally tried to write an ode to the terrible head cold I am suffering from, but I couldn't express my agony in words. Therefore, you'll have to do with the tripe I posted. Maybe when my head clears, I'll try again. Although, I guess it wouldn't need to be said then.

Two of my kids are suffering along with me. Apparently, another had his school call to say he was not feeling well either. Of course, with Mayer, it could be a bad case of "shegetstostayhomewhycanti-itis."

So once again, there is no rest for the weary. Oh well.

Well anyway, happy turkey day and GO COWBOYS!