Things I know for sure
Jimmy Carter is still the worst person in America.
Ehud Olmert is still the Prime Minister of Israel (though thankfully, not for long).
The View is still the worst show on television (but Elisabeth Hasselback rocks).
Hillary Clinton still has no chance to beat Barack Obama.
When the time comes, most people will not vote for Obama in the general election.
Chris Matthews and Keith Olbermann still have jobs they don't deserve.
No team can win a World Series with A-Rod in their lineup.
Mark Cuban made a mistake in letting Avery Johnson go.
The honeymoon is over for the Dallas Stars.
Charles Krauthammer and Thomas Sowell are the best columnists in the business.
Gas prices will average over $5 a gallon within a year.
No matter who wins the election, gas prices will continue to rise.
Iran will have the bomb.
Somewhere, a prominent Democrat will blame George Bush for the disaster in Myanmar.
More illegal immigrants will demand more rights.
More Democrats will give it to them, over the objection of legal immigrants.
Having to cut down your trips to the casino resort to 4 times a year from 6 isn't really making the ultimate sacrifice.
Michelle Obama makes me cringes - and her race has nothing to do with it.
Joy Behar gives me the same reaction.
So does Rosie O'Donnell and Roseanne Barr.
Why hasn't Al Gore received more blame for the food shortages that are caused by ethanol production?
Now that April was the 11th coldest in 125 years, can we finally agree that there is no man-made global warming?
Since we only discovered the ozone layer in the last few decades, how do we know there wasn't always a hole at the North Pole?
Did CBS doctor the picture, or are there really penguins in the North Pole?
You will never convince a trufer (someone who believes 9/11 was an inside job) that he's crazy. So don't even bother. Just walk away from him. If you linger to close for to long, you may catch what he has.
To end this on a more enjoyable note, enjoy this picture (courtesy of Pixdaus:)