Here are a few more...

I'm now voting Democrat because I believe that Glenn Beck and Rush Limbaugh are terrorists, but Bill Ayers and Bernardine Dohrn aren't.

I'm now voting Democrat because I believe that all the marijuana, heroin and LSD the 60's flower children used make them more capable to be today's leaders.

I'm now voting Democrat because I believe the Reagan revolution is what has caused our current financial mess.

I'm now voting Democrat because I believe that George Bush is the modern day equivalent of Adolph Hitler.

if you have of your own, let me know.