I've posted this before, but I'm adding a few and I think it's time to repost it. Don Surber linked something similar (and I admit I borrowed some from that post, which was done originally by Basilsblog) and it just made me realize it needs to be said again:

Why I'm going to vote Democrat in November

I am voting Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.

I am voting Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that Israel is the root cause of all the problems in the Middle East.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that Jews do not have the right to live in East Jerusalem, but that Arabs can live in Tel Aviv.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that destroying Clarence Thomas was fair and reasonable, but questioning Sonia Sotomayor on her own remarks is racist.

I'm voting Democrat because Hollywood actors who pretend for a living and little or no real education know more about history and the World than I do.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe that Americans who have been burned by years purchasing poorly made cars will suddenly embrace GM cars now that they are being designed by bureaucrats.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the words a President uses are more important that his actions.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe Capitalism no longer works and we should follow the European socialist model - even though European socialism is slowly being replaced by Islam.

I'm voting Democrat because freedom of speech is fine as long as Muslims aren't offended by it.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that nationalizing the health insurance industry, the same way Massachusetts did it, will not destroy our economy the way it's doing to Massachusetts.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe digging is the best way to get out of a hole like spending is the best way to get out of a recession.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that homosexual parades displaying drag, transvestites and bestiality should be constitutionally protected and manger scenes at Christmas should be illegal.

I am voting Democrat because I believe dissent is patriotic only if you are a liberal.

I am voting Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that gender roles are artificial but being homosexual is natural.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe the best way to help our economy is to bankrupt our children and grandchildren.

I'm now voting Democrat because I believe it's arrogant to spread freedom and democracy.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.

I am voting Democrat because I am against capital punishment but support abortion on demand.

I am voting Democrat because I'm not concerned about the slaughter of millions of babies through abortion so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that businesses create oppression and governments create prosperity.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the democrats see fit.

I am voting Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.

I am voting Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that hunters don't care about nature, but loony activists who've never been outside of Seattle do.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that believe that standardized tests are racist, but racial quotas and set-asides aren't, because the right people haven't been in charge.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that believe that the only reason socialism hasn't worked anywhere it's been tried, is because the right people haven't been in charge.

I am voting Democrat because I believe that the military, not corrupt politicians, start wars.

I'm voting Democrat because the principles that made this nation the greatest in history are flawed and must be "fundamentally changed" for the greater good. Government is better than private. A guarantee is better than ambition.

I'm voting Democrat because I believe it is not fair that Keith Olbermann is less popular than Rush Limbaugh and I believe it is the governments job to fix the disparity.

I am voting Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.

If you have any you'd like to add, I'd love to hear them.