It's too bad they could only fire him:
University of Colorado Board Upholds Firing of Controversial Professor Ward Churchill

Isn't ironic, don't you think?
Anger Counselor Charged in Domestic Spat

Quiet, or everyone else will want one too!
Montana man claims he found deep-fried mouse in a bag of potato chips

Would you like fries with that?
Penis for Lunch in Dedham!

How'd they cash their checks?
USDA sent $1.1B to deceased farmers

I suppose I really don't need the shoes...
Nude blonde, gold stilettos and a Ferrari..

But Vermonters are cool with it...
Dead herring odor upsets Maine residents

How much would he get if he were alive?
Driver faces 7 years in death

Car-54, what have you done?
Car linked to pedestrian's I-65 death